The inevitable is happening and it appears to be an open and shut case. But don’t call me an old broad…at least not yet. Furthermore, I believe there was improperly admitted evidence…so I am filing an appeal! ORDER IN THE COURT!! Your Honor, I have been implicated in and charges have been filed against me for getting […]
THE VERDICT IS IN…MY BODY IS AGING AND I AM THE KEY WITNESS Read More »
Existing in a fuzzy, hazy, out-of-focus, blurry world for much of my 65+ years, I have often dreamed about what it would be like to have picture-perfect visual clarity. Perfect eyefuls sound heavenly. You 20/20 folks have no idea how nice it would be to wake up and not have to feel ones’ way to
JEEPERS CREEPERS MY OUT-OF-FOCUS PEEPERS Read More »
After my extraordinary mom passed away I had to deal with her ‘filled to the brim’ condo; along with the aching loss. For four years her cheerful residence was buried in medication and all the accoutrements that go along with the loss of independence and demise of well-being. And despite my mom’s valiant efforts to
Prior to the arrival of the chickenpox vaccination I was a highly contagious ball of itchy, blotchy, speckled pox. Parents brought over their children to bask in my dotted radiance in order to swiftly contaminate their unawares offspring. Pox party. YAY. Now, decades later, due to the infectious transfer to my nearest and dearest we
SPOTTED, DOTTED, POLKA-DOTTED Read More »
Quit telling me how I should age. Yes, my body is aging and my mind wandering and wondering. I feel as though my soul is searching; searching for that level of acceptance, or at least acknowledgement, of the aging process written oh so favorably in magazine articles. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? I so want to
IT’S NATURALLY MY HAIR COLOR…I PAID FOR IT! Read More »
